when i was in 8th grade all i did was pick up ladybugs omg

nope absolutely not you stay away from me ladybug lover

my ma wonders how I can like a little bat and be afraid of ladybugs

First of all

me and my ma just came back from the store but while we were there, we saw this weird little brown thing that looked like a dog along the outside of the building

which is weird because it could fit in the palm of my hand and was maybe the size of one of those big pink erasers

I said it may be a bat and my ma said “I’m gone” (she left me to run in the store shivering)

I’M MAD because I left my ds at home so I couldn’t take a picture but we let one of the store managers know and I walked back outside with him and an associate to go check it out and lo and behold, when he nudged the little thing it opened its mouth real wide and flexed its wings and I got to see a baby bat super up close c:

again, my ma left me to run in the store

and as we were coming out, I wanted to look at it again, but my ma got mad at me because I was steering the cart over there too
She said “Don’t take the food over there!!” and I cracked up

I asked her what it could possibly do; it doesn’t look like it can fly too well, and she went on a mini rant about how it could jump in the bag, and if it did she would leave the bag and food out there (and me) and go back in the store, show the manager her receipt and say “Can I get these items replaced because they are right outside with that baby bat in the bag with them and I’m not going anywhere near it”

I’m still laughing about it

baby bat baby bat baby bat c:

If I can ever recommend one thing to you, it is this:

cerastes:

I have several done years of RPing, and this has taken me to countless different forums and, if you are at all familiar with RP forums, let me tell you, they were the lowest of the low some six or seven years ago.

In one of these forums, a legendary tale happened, a tale that, if I can ever recommend one thing to you, it is this:

The Ballad of Edgardo.

A story that happened to an anonymous RPer years ago.

Anyone will be able to appreciate it (and trust me, you will), but if you are kinsmen or kinswomen to me, if you ever had to experience the shittiest of RP forums and their terrible userbases, particularly that one guy that does whatever he wants and is an asshole that clearly godmods but gets away with it because the actual mods don’t give a damn, you will find the beauty behind the ballad that much brighter.

Just trust me on this one. It’s not a particularly long read, either.

I hope you enjoy The Ballad of Edgardo

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

i can’t imagine people seeing the 50 shades of grey movie and feeling comfortable like the theaters will probably filled with horny middle aged women that is a very uncomfortable thought 

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OMFGSDBFSfhkjas

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I’M SCREAMING

as a movie theater worker, i’m p sure 50 shades is gonna be way worse than Magic Mike, where we actually found wads of $1 bills at the very front of the theater that someone threw at the screen

not to mention that one 80-something lady with an oxygen tank nearly running my coworker over trying to get in the theater 

yukitalia:

this was sitting in my folder for god knows how long

yukitalia:

this was sitting in my folder for god knows how long

treeofficial:


YOU NEED. TO DRIVE. SLOWER.

aha rei is conflicted

yeah sure they’re getting better but haru is doing it for the wrong reason
and he sees it aaaa dang he really is such a perceptive guy

to be able to see haru’s not really puttin his heart into it before makoto (who has known haru for years) really says something and is a great aspect to his character gosh